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FAQS
The "Little Help" Center.... As Little As Possible
Something went wrong, you are suffering, and somehow... you think we can make it better?
CAN I ORDER OUT-OF-STOCK SIZES?
You may order anything you wish. But temper your expectations with a near zero likelihood of fulfillment.
WILL YOU ADJUST THE PRICE OF AN ITEM THAT GOES ON SALE SHORTLY AFTER I PURCHASED IT?
If you post to our blog why you feel you are worthy of the discount, and you sacrifice your first born, we will credit your account.
CAN I RETURN AN ONLINE PURCHASE IN PERSON?
Be aware that our customer service is an AI bot trained to provide the bare minimum of satisfaction and the maximum of frustration. No humans are involved.
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