Sadly, we don't actually provide disdain, humiliation, or even contrived empathy. Somehow, I wish we did. However, we do offer full custom design. Have an idea that you would love to see splattered all over some leggings? We can do that. And if we like it enough to add it to our inventory, you will earn a special bonus! We're still trying to decide what that is, but it will be better than a kick in the ass. Contact us with you thoughts.